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eofelis:

I get so mad when people don’t follow me back like do you even know who I am????? a nobody with an unpopular blog and a disproportionate ego. Das right. fear me

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  • americans: can we have lower interest rates on student loans? maybe fix how health care is handled? gun control? equal marriage rights?
  • congress:
  • congress:
  • congress:
  • congress: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via baconating)

fer1972:

Beautiful Us: Illustrations by Aitch

(via 2headedsnake)

fuckyeahtoronto:

misspelledlife: SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jonnovstheinternetI’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(Source: adteachings, via baconating)

No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope.

tears.

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via dundermifflinsabres)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Anonymous said: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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