• americans: can we have lower interest rates on student loans? maybe fix how health care is handled? gun control? equal marriage rights?
  • congress:
  • congress:
  • congress:
  • congress: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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fer1972:

Beautiful Us: Illustrations by Aitch

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fuckyeahtoronto:

misspelledlife: SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jonnovstheinternetI’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope.

tears.

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Anonymous said: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via parkingstrange)

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disenchantinqs:

It’s really sad when you’re looking through your contacts and you see a friend whose name you changed to something stupid a while back, and you realize that you guys stopped talking and that the name they have doesn’t really make sense anymore, but you can’t bring yourself to ever change it because that would mean accepting that you’re not close anymore

EJ

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