fuckyeahtoronto:

misspelledlife: SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

jonnovstheinternetI’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope.

tears.

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Anonymous said: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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disenchantinqs:

It’s really sad when you’re looking through your contacts and you see a friend whose name you changed to something stupid a while back, and you realize that you guys stopped talking and that the name they have doesn’t really make sense anymore, but you can’t bring yourself to ever change it because that would mean accepting that you’re not close anymore

EJ

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Baby Bunnies Eating A Carrot [x]

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the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

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